Ok Albuquerque, you and I are going to have a little talk.

I know that a lot of your land and houses are ghetto. I know that a lot of property owners in this town are greedy money handlers who think that they deserve $200,000 for their little two bedroom one bath shack, but it needs to stop. This is fucking ridiculous. If I see one more piece of shit described as "lovely" and "artistic" that turns out to have holes in the walls and needs an entire bathtub installed, I'm going to fucking flip. I know that I'm asking a lot for a house that costs $140,000 - but not that much. This isn't fucking California people, stop thinking it is. And by the way, if you say that the house has a pool, do us all a favor an mention that the pool just happens to be filled with dirt, and has cinderblocks for walls, instead of concrete, would you? It's really the little things that I'm asking for. I refuse to believe that I have to pay $300,000 for a house that's barely livable in this town, but if I do, then color me uninterested. Everyone thinks that slapping a coat of paint and a new fridge makes your damn house worth the world here. I'm going to explain this to you; it's not. Albuquerque's Real Estate market is bloated and overblown, and if all you jokers want to hang on waiting for someone like me to give you 300k for your Tuff Shed with a bathroom, you've got another thing coming. Get over yourself.

God. Thank you, I needed that.

If anyone is interested, I am selling my Ensoniq EPS 16 rackmount sampler module as well as a z00m rhythmtrak 234 drum machine, and perhaps my roland TR-505. I might have mentioned this. If I didn't, well, I did now. Buy them. I don't have room, I don't use them, and I won't give them to goodwill.